startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

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squeaktoy:

please love yourself and never ever ever upgrade to windows 8

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  • Ed Sheeran: She's like cold coffee in the morning, I'm drunk off last night's whiskey and coke. She'll make me shiver without warning, and make me laugh as if I'm in on the joke.
  • translation: ur a little bitch sometimes tbh
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toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

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